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Chartered April,1991
District 51 club 8156
THE MISSION OF
THE CLUB
The mission of a Toastmasters
Club is to provide a mutually supportive and positive learning environment in which every member has the opportunity to develop
communication and leadership skills, which in turn foster self-confidence and personal growth
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| Hotel Seri Malaysia, Alor Setar |
DARUL AMAN TOASTMASTERS CLUB Alor
Setar is a non-profit organization devoted to helping its members improve their ability to express themselves
clearly and concisely, develop and strengthen their leadership and executive potential and achieve whatever self-development
goals they may have set for themselves. The club is affiliated to TOASTMASTERS INTERNATIONAL in
Santa Ana, California, U.S.A. We are part of a network of over 9,500 Toastmasters Clubs around the world.
As a member, you will learn how to express your thoughts, ideas and opinions effectively and develop your
leadership potential.The best way to learn is not by rules alone but by doing, and that's how the Toastmasters
program works - by actually speaking to groups.
The club is not a classroom; it is a workshop in which you develop your skills among supportive fellow club
members - a practical laboratory for your self-development.
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For Effective Speaking,Effective Listening and Effective Thinking; for Communication and Leadership
Everyweek new tips, news,jokes
and resources for the preparation of your speeches will be uploaded.
IT IS YOUR ONE STOP SITE FOR SHOPPING FOR MATERIALS FOR YOUR
SPEECHES.
YOU CAN CHECK FOR WORDS AND ITS CORRECT PRONUNCIATION IN THE
DICTIONARY LINK.
Be sure to return to
our homepage and please TELL SOMEONE ABOUT OUR HOMEPAGE
Joke of the Week
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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect
wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the
perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children
on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering
toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one
of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?
Scroll down for the answer...
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there
is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
Men keep'a scrollin'...
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that
explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point:
Women never listen, either. |
"Natural Beauty"
1.
Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find
that when women make love they produce amounts
of the hormone estrogen,
which makes hair shine
and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your
chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and
blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the
pores and makes your skin glow.
3.
Lovemaking can burn up those calories you
piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one
of the safest sports you can take up.
It stretches and tones up just about every muscle
in the body. It's more enjoyable
than swimming 20
laps, and you don't need special suits!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild
depression.
It releases endorphins into the bloodstream,
producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you
with
a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be
offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater
quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These
subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite
sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS
10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN
VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away.
Kissing encourages saliva
to wash food from the
teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes
decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9.
Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking
session can release the tension that restricts blood
vessels
in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.
Sex is a natural antihistamine. It
can help combat
asthma and hay fever.
"The Funeral"
A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin
was placed
in front of a huge mock up of a heart made
up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon
and eulogy,
and after everyone said their good-byes, the
heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed.
Just then
one of the mourners burst into laughter.
The guy next to him asked: "Why on Earth are
you laughing?"
"I was
thinking about my own funeral," the man
replied.
"What's so funny about that?"
"I'm a gynecologist."
Library Blonde"
Blonde Judi walks into the library, looks around,
then
gets in line for the counter.
Once she gets to the head of the line, she loudly
says, "I'd like a Big Mac, large
fries, and a large Coke."
The librarian looks at her for a moment. Then whispers
to Judi, "Ma'am, this is the library."
Judi
nods, then she whispers, "I'd like a Big Mac, large
fries, and a large Coke."
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A little old lady told a friend of mine the other day when they were standing in line together that all
she had ever wanted to have in life was four animals.
My friend who has a large dog and a big heart for strays said,
"Oh really, what kind of animals did you want?
The little old lady said "A mink on my back, a Jaguar in my garage,
a tiger in my bed, and a jackass to pay for all of it".
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